Tag Archives: black humor

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

-Nikhil Saluja

“I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.”

- Unknown

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

-Ricky Gervais

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

-George Carlin

“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

- Anonymous

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous

Tag Archives: black humor

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

“I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.”

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

Tag Archives: black humor

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

“I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.”

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”