Tag Archives: death and dying humor

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

-George Carlin
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“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous
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“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

- Alice James
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“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

- Groucho Marx
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“Alas, I am dying beyond my means.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”

- An anonymous architect
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