Tag Archives: death and dying humor

“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.”

- Brian Clough

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

-George Carlin

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

- Alice James

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

- Groucho Marx

“Alas, I am dying beyond my means.”

- Oscar Wilde

Tag Archives: death and dying humor

“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.”

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

“Alas, I am dying beyond my means.”

Tag Archives: death and dying humor

“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.”

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

“Alas, I am dying beyond my means.”