Tag Archives: Death humor

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

- Anonymous
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“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

-Nikhil Saluja
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“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

-Ricky Gervais
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“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

-George Carlin
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“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

- Anonymous
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“Where there’s a will, there’s relations.”

- Michael Gill
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