Tag Archives: Death humor

“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.”

- Attributed to Benjamin Franklin (possibly anonymous)

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

- Tom Stoppard

“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

- Robert T. Morris

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

- Anonymous

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

-Nikhil Saluja

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

-Ricky Gervais

Tag Archives: Death humor

“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.”

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

Tag Archives: Death humor

“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.”

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”