Tag Archives: Death humor

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

-George Carlin
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“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

- Anonymous
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“Where there’s a will, there’s relations.”

- Michael Gill
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“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous
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“Prepare yourself. Death could happen at any moment. You could be in the middle of — “

- YG2D.com
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“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

- Woody Allen
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