Tag Archives: funeral humor

“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

- Robert T. Morris

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

- Mark Twain

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

- Woody Allen

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

- Alice James

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

- Yogi Berra

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

- Unknown

Tag Archives: funeral humor

“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

Tag Archives: funeral humor

“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”