Tag Archives: Funny Death Jokes

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

- Anonymous
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“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

- P. J. O'Rourke
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“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous
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“I have lost friends, some by death — others by sheer inability to cross the street.”

- Virginia Woolf
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“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

- Woody Allen
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“Alas, I am dying beyond my means.”

- Oscar Wilde
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