Tag Archives: Funny Death Jokes

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

- Tom Stoppard

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

- Anonymous

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

- P. J. O'Rourke

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“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous

“I have lost friends, some by death — others by sheer inability to cross the street.”

- Virginia Woolf

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

- Woody Allen

Tag Archives: Funny Death Jokes

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

“I have lost friends, some by death — others by sheer inability to cross the street.”

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

Tag Archives: Funny Death Jokes

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

“I have lost friends, some by death — others by sheer inability to cross the street.”

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”