Tag Archives: Funny Death Quotes

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

- Anonymous
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“The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you’ll never have the satisfaction of saying to believers: ‘I told you so’.”

- Mark Steel
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“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

- Author Unknown
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“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

- P. J. O'Rourke
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“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

- Mark Twain
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“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous
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