Tag Archives: Funny Death Quotes

“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.”

- Anonymous

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

- Anonymous

“The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you’ll never have the satisfaction of saying to believers: ‘I told you so’.”

- Mark Steel

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

- Author Unknown

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

- P. J. O'Rourke

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“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

- Mark Twain

Tag Archives: Funny Death Quotes

“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.”

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

“The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you’ll never have the satisfaction of saying to believers: ‘I told you so’.”

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

Tag Archives: Funny Death Quotes

“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.”

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

“The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you’ll never have the satisfaction of saying to believers: ‘I told you so’.”

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”