Tag Archives: Funny Death Sayings

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

- P. J. O'Rourke
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“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

- Mark Twain
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“I have lost friends, some by death — others by sheer inability to cross the street.”

- Virginia Woolf
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“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”

- Hector Berlioz
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“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”

- Hunter S. Thompson
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“Everyone Needs to Eat.”

"I once heard of a man who baffled scientists with his reputed ability to forgo eating for years on end, and well, that man is dead." - Zach Golden
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