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“Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.”

- Groucho Marx
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“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.”

- Attributed to Benjamin Franklin (possibly anonymous)
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“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

-Ricky Gervais
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“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

-George Carlin
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“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow…but phone calls taper off.”

- Johnny Carson
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