Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Life

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”

- Kurt Vonnegut

“Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.”

- Anonymous

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”

- Jack Handey

“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.”

- Victor J. Stenger

“There is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

- Winnie the Pooh

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

- Susan Ertz

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Life

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”

“Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.”

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”

“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.”

“There is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Life

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”

“Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.”

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”

“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.”

“There is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”