Tag Archives: Funny Quotes on Death

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

-Ricky Gervais
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“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

- Groucho Marx
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“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

- Yogi Berra
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“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

- Ashley Montagu

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“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow…but phone calls taper off.”

--Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
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“Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.”

--Oscar Wilde on his death bed, November 3rd, 1900

Irish writer and poet Oscar Wilde is beloved for his incomparable, grating wit. Even when the author was nearing death in Paris’s Hôtel d’Alsace (known simply as L’Hôtel today) he found the means to make one final, clever remark. Some … Continue reading

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