Tag Archives: Funny Quotes

“I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.”

- George Carlin
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“Prepare yourself. Death could happen at any moment. You could be in the middle of — “

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“Age only matters if you’re a cheese.”

- Helen Hayes
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“The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“Alas, I am dying beyond my means.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”

- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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