Tag Archives: Funny Sayings About Death

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

- Italian Proverb
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“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

-Anonymous
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“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

- Anonymous
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“Where there’s a will, there’s relations.”

- Michael Gill
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“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

- Unknown
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Sometimes We Just Don’t Stop to Think About Our Common Expressions

"Larger than life! - smaller than death?"

 

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