Tag Archives: Humorous Death Quotes

“I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. On the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, ‘Thank you. Please come again.'”

- Unknown
Posted in Laughter is Medicine | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

- Lawrence Durrell
Posted in Laughter is Medicine | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

- Robert Schimmel
Posted in Laughter is Medicine | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a.m.”

- Caitlin Doughty
Posted in Laughter is Medicine | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

- John Barrymore
Posted in Laughter is Medicine | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”

- Isaac Asimov
Posted in Laughter is Medicine | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment