Tag Archives: Humorous Death Quotes

“The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you’ll never have the satisfaction of saying to believers: ‘I told you so’.”

- Mark Steel
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“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”

- Anonymous
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“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

- Woody Allen
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“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

- Alice James
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“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

- Yogi Berra
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“People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.”

- Unknown
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