Tag Archives: humorous quotes about death

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

- Woody Allen

“To you who have never died I say: Welcome to the world!”

- Clive Barker

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

- Ashley Montagu

“If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”

- American Proverb

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

- Steven Wright

“We all have to die someday, if we live long enough.”

- Dave Farber

Tag Archives: humorous quotes about death

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

“To you who have never died I say: Welcome to the world!”

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

“If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

“We all have to die someday, if we live long enough.”

Tag Archives: humorous quotes about death

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

“To you who have never died I say: Welcome to the world!”

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

“If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

“We all have to die someday, if we live long enough.”