Tag Archives: Jokes about death

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

- Tom Stoppard

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

- Anonymous

“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”

- Bill Hicks

“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.”

- Victor J. Stenger

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

- Italian Proverb

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

-Nikhil Saluja

Tag Archives: Jokes about death

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”

“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.”

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

Tag Archives: Jokes about death

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”

“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.”

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”