Tag Archives: Jokes about death

“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.”

- Anonymous
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“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”

- Bill Hicks
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“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.”

- Victor J. Stenger
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“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

- Italian Proverb
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“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

-Nikhil Saluja
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“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

- Author Unknown
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