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“I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.”

- Bob Monkhouse
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“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

-Anonymous
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“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

-Anonymous
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“We don’t understand death. And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow. I mean hey…I think if you can’t stretch out and get some solid rest at that point…I don’t see how bedding accessories really make the difference.”

- Jerry Seinfeld
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“I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.”

-John Mortimer
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“Most people are dead. Did you know that? It’s true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.”

-- Louis C.K.
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