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“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

-Mark Twain
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“Most people can’t bear to sit in a church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?”

-- Mark Twain
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“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

- Mark Twain
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Wrinkles should only indicate where smiles have been.

-Mark Twain
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