Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

- Woody Allen

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“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”

- Katharine Hepburn

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day.”

- George Axelrod

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

– Dalai Lama

“My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.”

- Joey Bishop

“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”

- Billie Burke

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day.”

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

“My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.”

“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day.”

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

“My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.”

“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”