Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. On the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, ‘Thank you. Please come again.'”

- Unknown

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“To you who have never died I say: Welcome to the world!”

- Clive Barker

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

- Lawrence Durrell

“A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.”

- Irvin S. Cobb

“Whatever a man’s age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.”

- Mark Twain

“Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.”

- Groucho Marx

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. On the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, ‘Thank you. Please come again.'”

“To you who have never died I say: Welcome to the world!”

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

“A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.”

“Whatever a man’s age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.”

“Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.”

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. On the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, ‘Thank you. Please come again.'”

“To you who have never died I say: Welcome to the world!”

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

“A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.”

“Whatever a man’s age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.”

“Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.”