Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

- Mark Twain

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

- Patrick Moore

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

- Robert Schimmel

“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again!”

- Stan Laurel

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a.m.”

- Caitlin Doughty

“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.”

- Attributed to Benjamin Franklin (possibly anonymous)

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again!”

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a.m.”

“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.”

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again!”

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a.m.”

“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.”