Tag Archives: Jokes about death

“Welcome to Heaven!”

Ever wonder what swearing in Heaven would be like? Check out this Daniel Tosh stand-up
Posted on August 2, 2013 by MaryFrances Knapp (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)

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“He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday…”

Frank Carson on his uncle's death
Posted on April 26, 2013 by Dana Sitar (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)

“My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.” –Frank … Continue reading →

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“If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?”

-Doug Stanhope
Posted on April 18, 2013 by Dana Sitar (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)

Image by Denis Dervisevic (Creative Commons)  

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What Do You Want ‘Em to Say About You at Your Funeral?

Comedian Jerry Corley jokes about the conversations at his mother's funeral.
Posted on April 5, 2013 by Dana Sitar (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)

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Monty Python – The Funniest Joke in the World

A lethal joke from which people died laughing
Posted on March 15, 2013 by Suzette Sherman (Founder, SevenPonds)
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“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.”

-Garrison Keillor
Posted on February 28, 2013 by Antal Polony (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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