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“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.”

-Walter Matthau

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Most people can’t bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays…

How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?

- Mark Twain Image by Prashanth dotcompals (Creative Commons)

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“Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.”

-Tom Sims

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10 Famous People Who Died on the Toilet

Elvis, Lenny Bruce, and more met this unfortunate, yet funny-bone-tickling, fate

1. Louis Kahn, an American Architect, died of a heart attack in 1974 in a men’s restroom in Pennsylvania Station in New York City. 2. Elvis Presley died of a heart attack in his bathroom in 1977. History disputes whether … Continue reading

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“Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.”

-Elbert Hubbard

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“The only completely consistent people are the dead.”

-Aldous Huxley

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“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

-Lawrence Durrell

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“Look, I really don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive, you’ve got to flap your arms and legs, you’ve got to jump around a lot, you’ve got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. And therefore, as I see it, if you’re quiet, you’re not living. You’ve got to be noisy, or at least your thoughts should be noisy and colorful and lively.”

-Mel Brooks

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“People are never ‘dying’. They live and then they die. And dying is in a moment.”

-Mike DeStefano

The comedian shared this advice from a social worker in his appearance with The Moth storytelling organization to tell “Franny’s Last Ride,” the story of the loss of his wife. Image source.

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“Being fired has some of the advantages of dying without its supreme disadvantages. People say extra-nice things about you, and you get to hear them.”

-Howard Zinn

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“The art of dying graciously is nowhere advertised, in spite of the fact that its market potential is great.”

-Milton Mayer

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“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”

-Charles M. Schulz

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“At my age, I’m often asked if I’m frightened of death and my reply is always, I can’t remember being frightened of birth.”

-Peter Ustinov

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“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, especially if your teammates are bad guessers.”

-Demetri Martin

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“Immortality: a fate worse than death.”

-Edgar Shoaff

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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

-Will Shriner

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“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

-Ashley Montagu

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“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.”

-Rita Rudner

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“If you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

-Jerry Seinfeld

“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket … Continue reading

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“Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.”

-Ambrose Bierce

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