Miracle Max’s Expert Advice

Miracle Max: Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead…well, with all dead, there’s usually only one thing that you can do.

Inigo: What’s that?

Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

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