Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

-Ricky Gervais

Wrinkles should only indicate where smiles have been.

-Mark Twain

“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”

- Ed Furgol

“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

- Jerry Seinfeld

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

-George Carlin

“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch up my x-rays.”

- Henry Youngman

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

Wrinkles should only indicate where smiles have been.

“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”

“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch up my x-rays.”

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”

Wrinkles should only indicate where smiles have been.

“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”

“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch up my x-rays.”