Tag Archives: Mark Twain quotes

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.”

- Mark Twain

“Whatever a man’s age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.”

- Mark Twain

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

-Mark Twain

“Most people can’t bear to sit in a church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?”

-- Mark Twain

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

- Mark Twain

Wrinkles should only indicate where smiles have been.

-Mark Twain

Tag Archives: Mark Twain quotes

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.”

“Whatever a man’s age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.”

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

“Most people can’t bear to sit in a church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?”

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

Wrinkles should only indicate where smiles have been.

Tag Archives: Mark Twain quotes

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.”

“Whatever a man’s age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.”

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

“Most people can’t bear to sit in a church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?”

“Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”

Wrinkles should only indicate where smiles have been.