Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“If you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

-Jerry Seinfeld

“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket … Continue reading

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“Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.”

-Ambrose Bierce
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“I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.”

-George Carlin
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“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?”

-Margaret Smith
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“I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.”

-George Burns
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“Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.”

-Somerset Maughan
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