Tag Archives: Humor

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

- Oscar Wilde

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”

- Jack Handey

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

- Patrick Moore

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

- Steven Wright

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

- Robin Williams

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

- Anonymous

Tag Archives: Humor

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

Tag Archives: Humor

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’