Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.”

- Unknown

“Some people die at 25 and aren’t buried until 75.”

- Benjamin Franklin

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

- Author Unknown

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

-Anonymous

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

- Susan Ertz

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because everyone’s dying to get in!

-Anonymous

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.”

“Some people die at 25 and aren’t buried until 75.”

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because everyone’s dying to get in!

Category Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.”

“Some people die at 25 and aren’t buried until 75.”

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because everyone’s dying to get in!