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“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

- Anonymous

“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

-Anonymous

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

-Anonymous

“My life is an open book. But it is very poorly written and I die in the end.”

-Anonymous

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“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

-Anonymous

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because everyone’s dying to get in!

-Anonymous

Tag Archives: Jokes

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

“My life is an open book. But it is very poorly written and I die in the end.”

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because everyone’s dying to get in!

Tag Archives: Jokes

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

“My life is an open book. But it is very poorly written and I die in the end.”

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because everyone’s dying to get in!