Tag Archives: death and humor

“To you who have never died I say: Welcome to the world!”

- Clive Barker

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

- Mark Twain

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

- John Barrymore

“Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn’t have to talk to you.”

- Katharine Hepburn

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

- Susan Ertz

“I never wanted to see anyone die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.”

- Clarence Darrow

Tag Archives: death and humor

“To you who have never died I say: Welcome to the world!”

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

“Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn’t have to talk to you.”

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

“I never wanted to see anyone die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.”

Tag Archives: death and humor

“To you who have never died I say: Welcome to the world!”

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

“Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn’t have to talk to you.”

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

“I never wanted to see anyone die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.”