Tag Archives: Humorous Death Quotes

“I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. On the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, ‘Thank you. Please come again.'”

- Unknown

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“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

- Lawrence Durrell

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

- Robert Schimmel

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a.m.”

- Caitlin Doughty

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

- John Barrymore

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”

- Isaac Asimov

Tag Archives: Humorous Death Quotes

“I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. On the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, ‘Thank you. Please come again.'”

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a.m.”

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”

Tag Archives: Humorous Death Quotes

“I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. On the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, ‘Thank you. Please come again.'”

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war and watch cat videos online at 3 a.m.”

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”