Tag Archives: Death humor

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

- Alice James

“Age only matters if you’re a cheese.”

- Helen Hayes

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

- Yogi Berra

“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”

- An anonymous architect

“A person doesn’t die when he should, but when he can.”

- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

- Unknown

Tag Archives: Death humor

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

“Age only matters if you’re a cheese.”

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”

“A person doesn’t die when he should, but when he can.”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

Tag Archives: Death humor

“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?”

“Age only matters if you’re a cheese.”

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!”

“A person doesn’t die when he should, but when he can.”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”