Tag Archives: Funny Sayings About Death

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

- Woody Allen

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

- Italian Proverb

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

-Anonymous

“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

- Anonymous

“Where there’s a will, there’s relations.”

- Michael Gill

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

- Unknown

Tag Archives: Funny Sayings About Death

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

“Where there’s a will, there’s relations.”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”

Tag Archives: Funny Sayings About Death

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

“Where there’s a will, there’s relations.”

“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women — all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.”