Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

- Tom Stoppard

“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

- Robert T. Morris

“Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.”

- Theodor Seuss Geisel

“My uncle’s dying wish — he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”

- Rodney Dangerfield

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

- Robin Williams

“I wish to be cremated. One 10th of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”

- Groucho Marx

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

“Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.”

“My uncle’s dying wish — he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

“I wish to be cremated. One 10th of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

“Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.”

“My uncle’s dying wish — he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

“I wish to be cremated. One 10th of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”