Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Birth and death are mandatory in life. Everything in between is complicated.”

- Unknown

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.”

- Terry Pratchett

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

-Mark Twain

“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

-Anonymous

“Most people can’t bear to sit in a church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?”

-- Mark Twain

“Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn’t have to talk to you.”

- Katharine Hepburn

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Birth and death are mandatory in life. Everything in between is complicated.”

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.”

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

“Most people can’t bear to sit in a church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?”

“Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn’t have to talk to you.”

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Birth and death are mandatory in life. Everything in between is complicated.”

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.”

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

“Most people can’t bear to sit in a church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?”

“Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn’t have to talk to you.”