Tag Archives: Funny Quotes

“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

-Woody Allen
Posted on July 6, 2012 by Kelly Larsen (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”

-Johnny Carson
Posted on June 15, 2012 by Kelly Larsen (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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“Nothing in life is certain but death and taxes.”

-Benjamin Franklin
Posted on June 1, 2012 by Kelly Larsen (Blog Writer, SevenPonds)
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