Tag Archives: Funny Quotes

“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.”

-Helen Hayes

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“The only completely consistent people are the dead.”

-Aldous Huxley

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“At my age, I’m often asked if I’m frightened of death and my reply is always, I can’t remember being frightened of birth.”

-Peter Ustinov

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“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, especially if your teammates are bad guessers.”

-Demetri Martin

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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

-Will Shriner
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“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?”

-Margaret Smith
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