Tag Archives: Humorous Quotes

“Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.”

- Anonymous

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

- Lawrence Durrell

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

- Patrick Moore

“At my age, I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I’m not there, I carry on as usual.”

- Patrick Moore

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day!”

- George Axelrod

Are You Really Bored to Death?

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Tag Archives: Humorous Quotes

“Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.”

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

“At my age, I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I’m not there, I carry on as usual.”

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day!”

Are You Really Bored to Death?

Tag Archives: Humorous Quotes

“Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.”

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

“At my age, I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I’m not there, I carry on as usual.”

“I don’t mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day!”

Are You Really Bored to Death?