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“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”

- Joan Rivers
Posted on June 5, 2015 by Zoë Byrne (Editor in Chief, SevenPonds)
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“My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I’d scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus – that way, I’d visit him every day.”

- Joan Rivers
Posted on September 19, 2014 by Zoë Byrne (Editor in Chief, SevenPonds)

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