Tag Archives: Jokes about death

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

- Author Unknown

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

-Anonymous

“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”

- Ed Furgol

Grief is Different for Each of Us

We all must travel our own nonlinear path, however crazy it seems

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?”

- George Carlin

The Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office Has a Gift Shop – Really!

They offer humor when you checkout (pun intended!)

Tag Archives: Jokes about death

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”

Grief is Different for Each of Us

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?”

The Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office Has a Gift Shop – Really!

Tag Archives: Jokes about death

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”

Grief is Different for Each of Us

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?”

The Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office Has a Gift Shop – Really!