Tag Archives: dark humor

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

-Anonymous

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?”

- George Carlin

“I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.”

- Mark Watson

“I don’t believe in the afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

- Woody Allen

“And if I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, ‘Kurt is up in heaven now.’ That’s my favorite joke.”

- Kurt Vonnegut

“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”

- H.H. Munro

Tag Archives: dark humor

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?”

“I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.”

“I don’t believe in the afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

“And if I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, ‘Kurt is up in heaven now.’ That’s my favorite joke.”

“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”

Tag Archives: dark humor

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?”

“I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.”

“I don’t believe in the afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

“And if I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, ‘Kurt is up in heaven now.’ That’s my favorite joke.”

“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”