Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“We don’t understand death. And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow. I mean hey…I think if you can’t stretch out and get some solid rest at that point…I don’t see how bedding accessories really make the difference.”

- Jerry Seinfeld

“I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.”

-John Mortimer

“Most people are dead. Did you know that? It’s true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.”

-- Louis C.K.

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

-Nikhil Saluja

“Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn’t have to talk to you.”

- Katharine Hepburn

“The meaning of life is that it stops.”

- Franz Kafta

Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“We don’t understand death. And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow. I mean hey…I think if you can’t stretch out and get some solid rest at that point…I don’t see how bedding accessories really make the difference.”

“I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.”

“Most people are dead. Did you know that? It’s true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.”

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

“Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn’t have to talk to you.”

“The meaning of life is that it stops.”

Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“We don’t understand death. And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow. I mean hey…I think if you can’t stretch out and get some solid rest at that point…I don’t see how bedding accessories really make the difference.”

“I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.”

“Most people are dead. Did you know that? It’s true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.”

“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.”

“Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn’t have to talk to you.”

“The meaning of life is that it stops.”