Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.”

- Terry Pratchett

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

- Anonymous

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

-Mark Twain

“I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.”

- Bob Monkhouse

“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

-Anonymous

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

-Anonymous

Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.”

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

“I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.”

“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”

Tag Archives: Laughter is Medicine

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.”

“I sure will be glad when scientists discover a cure for ‘natural causes.”’

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

“I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.”

“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

“I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, ‘This is the last thing I need!'”