Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

- Tom Stoppard
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“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

- Robert T. Morris
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“Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.”

- Theodor Seuss Geisel
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“My uncle’s dying wish — he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”

- Rodney Dangerfield
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“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

- Robin Williams
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“I wish to be cremated. One 10th of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”

- Groucho Marx
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