Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

-Mark Twain
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“We’re all born free and then taxed to death.”

-Anonymous
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“Most people can’t bear to sit in a church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?”

-- Mark Twain
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“Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn’t have to talk to you.”

- Katharine Hepburn
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“The meaning of life is that it stops.”

- Franz Kafta
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“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

- Susan Ertz
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