Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

- Ashley Montagu
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“If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.”

- American Proverb
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“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was, ‘Quote’ so the last thing I said before I died would be, ‘Unquote.'”

- Steven Wright
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“We all have to die someday, if we live long enough.”

- Dave Farber
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“Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end?”

- Tom Stoppard
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“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.”

- Robert T. Morris
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