Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“My uncle’s dying wish — he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”

- Rodney Dangerfield
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“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.'”

- Robin Williams
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“I wish to be cremated. One 10th of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”

- Groucho Marx
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“Birth and death are mandatory in life. Everything in between is complicated.”

- Unknown
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“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.”

- Terry Pratchett
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“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

-Mark Twain
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