Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. On the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, ‘Thank you. Please come again.'”

- Unknown

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“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

- Lawrence Durrell

“A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.”

- Irvin S. Cobb

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

- Mark Twain

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

- Robert Schimmel

“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again!”

- Stan Laurel

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. On the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, ‘Thank you. Please come again.'”

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

“A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.”

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again!”

Tag Archives: Funny Quotes about Death

“I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor. On the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, ‘Thank you. Please come again.'”

“I’m trying to die correctly, but it’s very difficult, you know.”

“A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.”

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

“I’m not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can’t do it.”

“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again!”