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“I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.”

- Francis Bacon
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“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”

- Billie Burke
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“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

- Bob Hope
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“At my age, flowers scare me.”

- George Burns
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Want to Get The Most Out Of Life? Say Cheese!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!
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“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”

– George Burns

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